ISSUE 70
2005-11-04
Work Release
Josh Maday
Keep your fucking hands and feet out of the mixer at all times. If one of those paddles gets hold of you, that’s it.

Vienna Beef
Spencer Dew
In the next lot over they sword-fight with tube-lights

Relay
Jenny Lederer
“I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick,” he says finally, and her composure cracks just long enough to knock her spoon off the table.

something's broken on TV
J.D. Nelson
I feel like I'm wearing weird underwear

Jonesy's Punctured Romance
P.S. Ehrlich
Maybe it was just Jonesy’s unsteady mislaid hand, but the painting had a blurred effect that was, in fact, shivery.

2 Poems
Damion Hamilton
this was the sum of all wars
Boot'er
Craig Terlson
"We should drive onto the lake."

2 Poems
Julie Bolt
That boy liked to cut earthworms in half

That Sad Yellow Sphere
Derek Kagemann
Somewhere far away there’s a monkey throwing barrels and I figure that he must have a sense of job satisfaction and a more profound understanding of life than I.

radioactively yours
lynze
the genie / emerges from the humpbacked woman's / second set of shoulders.

Meow
Raz Elmaleh
The individual cat’s vicious and uncompromising egotism is exactly their weakness as a group...

SWAT
Julia Simmons
her glossy throne lay deep filtered from the mass
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