"The cameraman positioned under my balls is telling me to stroke my cock with my right hand, not my left..."

"a man crawls out in his underwear
wearing a football helmet, bleeding"

"You should see how the eyes glaze over with trepidation and understanding."

--People say a lot of things.

"...and yet here he was, like his father, a fugitive from a stupid crime."

--For unsung heroes.