'Unchained Melody' by Agan Harahap
ISSUE 145
2007-05-11
Agent Sex
Sean Kilpatrick
Venerable sex cop, I've come not only to spread sauce on your day, but with a message of peace. The message is to open your neck with kisses, which I will not do unless your wife does me first.

Zombie Inna Basement: NINE
Willie Smith
"...I know this place we can get loaded for less than ten dollars. You wouldn’t have a ten on you, would ya?”
For That Young One
Lisa Wright
- O inject me with a poison / Electrocute me in the chair

Reaching
Zachary C. Bush
He sways sideways and falls, taking the bottle with him. Glass shatters on the table.
TJ PRESS