'Ass Slap Variation #22' by Brian Fugett
ISSUE 108
2006-08-18
Bundle Mumbles
Lucas Lanthier
“They mumble and they moan… indeed this is pleasant to dwell upon... you have interrupted me for what reason?”

asking after a coworker
Justin Hyde
his secretary nancy told me don's doin well as to be expected

Maybe yes, Maybe no
M. Frias May
To sons with big pricks I said, and he nodded and drank.

3 Poems
J.D. Nelson
weird accent, something / American, though. no mistaking it.
More Please
Utahna Faith
I duct taped his mouth one morning while he disco-napped...

Quail
Holly Day
blisters grew on the right / side of my tongue yeah, real smart, all the right moves

A Night in Vegas
Andy Henion
Several tables are set up under a sign that reads, World Armwrestling Championships, Las Vegas, Nev.
TJ PRESS