sometimes catch hogs

...I crave tuna salad.

In the car, this human that came out of my uterus is sweaty and all I can think about is how she is slowly destroying my car with her sweat.

the butthut.

...I pinched the baby. He screamed bloody murder. Rosa’s eyes called me a bastard. But she was a street-smart woman from Palermo. Even she pinched tiny Salvatore’s rump to make him scream louder, right before the knock came.

i have coupled with various women and have sired children

I knew the diabolical maggot in the bottom of the mezcal bottle to be poisonous, and consequently I could not resist him.