Shootout William Hart "A woman like that will give you trouble, but just be thankful she's got spirit. Otherwise, once you tame her, you won't have nothing worth having."
The Eyes Have It Dave Witty --Among other things, the understanding that the effectiveness of personal liberties varies inversely with the rate of production of government-related acronyms.
Birdfeeder KJ Hayes --Continuing the Jargon tradition of deciphering the world via madness in verse form.
Life is So Many Olympic Exertions #2 Anelise Chen "The person who found my friend dead in the hotel room was also my friend. His email is existentialexistence@gmail.com, which gives you an idea."